Funny

Man Went To See A Marriage Counsellor …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s different. […]

A Fly Was Soaking Up The Sun …This Is Hilarious Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a bologna sandwich and dropped a piece of bologna on the concrete walk by the lawnmower. The

Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained: “I want you to stand

Gentleman Watched An Old Man Doing This …Wait Till The End “Poor old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and

The Boss Dialled His Employee’s Home Phone Number …Wait Till The End The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s

Professor Showed Class A Large Cage …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side. The

A Farmer Got Pulled Over …This Is Priceless A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the

A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub …You Will Not Believe What Happens At The End A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let him in, if he talks?” The landlord

A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle …This Is Brilliant There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the

Little Johnny Failed His Math Test …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. “Why did you fail your