Funny

Husband Refuses To Get Dressed For Church One Sunday Morning …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty […]

Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie

The Elderly Captain Noticed A New Crew Mate …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold The elderly Captain noticed a new crew mate one day and barked at him. “Get over here! “What is your name?” was the first thing the Captain asked the new guy. “Paul.” The new guy replied. The elderly Captain scowled.

A Witty Exchange Between Old Man and His Wife …This Is Brilliant John’s wife woke up one morning feeling completely deflated. “My word, I feel like my mind has almost completely gone!” “Are you really surprised?” John asked. “Why would you say that, John?” “Because you’ve been giving me a piece of it every day

A Man Finds A Wallet With $700 In It …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it: He soon locates

People Were Queuing Round The Block Ready For The Sales …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the

Husband Yells at Wife For Forgetting Her Glasses …But She Never Expected Him to Say This While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at Nick’s Hamburger Shop for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the counter,

A Couple Was Discussing Their Vacation With Friends …This Is Brilliant A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?” “Well,” the husband said, “we changed our plans because,

Little Johnny Was Afraid Of The Dark …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Johnny was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little Johnny turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out

Texan Farmer Goes On Vacation To Australia …Wait Till The End A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says: “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they