Man Emails Wife On Vacation But Sends It To The Wrong Address. You Won’t Believe What Happens Next. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it […]
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Guy Sends Outrageous Drunk Message To His Professor. Gets Best Response! Drunk texts are something most of us would have fallen victim to at some point. Generally, it’s a crush, an ex or just a mate who we’ll send our drunken gibberish or alcohol-fuelled love confession too. These drunken deeds, despite being moderately painful to
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Funny One-Liners 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. 3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but then
Why You Should Never Send Men Shopping! A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia.” Well, the
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Wife Was Shocked With Her Husband’s Behaviour. Her diary: Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at a fact that I was a bit late, but he
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Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious! NUMBER 1 My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I
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Never Fart On Your First Date. Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realised that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes
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The Lost Dr Seuss Poem I Love My Job. “I love my job. I love the pay!I love it more and more each day.I love my boss, he is the best!I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.I love my
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A Dog Kept Wondering into Her Yard. She Found This Note Attached to The Dog. An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats
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What would you say. ? Here is a funny joke that involves a farmer, and Bessie the cow. A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company‘s fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well,
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