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Funny One-Liners 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.  2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. 3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but then

Why You Should Never Send Men Shopping! A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia.” Well, the

Wife Was Shocked With Her Husband’s Behaviour. Her diary: Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at a fact that I was a bit late, but he

Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak.  These Are Hilarious! NUMBER 1 My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I

A Dog Kept Wondering into Her Yard. She Found This Note Attached to The Dog. An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats

What would you say. ? Here is a funny joke that involves a farmer, and Bessie the cow. A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company‘s fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well,

A Boy Asks His Father For Help With A School Assignment On Politics. Wait Until You See What He Learned! Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, “Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and