Cat vs Dog Diary These Comparisons Are Priceless.Wouldn’t it be amazing if our pets could speak and tell us what they are thinking and feeling. We all know there is a big difference between cats and dogs. So this mock diary from both perspectives is priceless. The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My […]
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5 Ways To Train Your Brain to Eat Less. Be more mindful of what and why you are eating. If you are susceptible to eating a WHOLE bar of chocolate without pausing then you need to start being more aware. The two main reasons for over eating is boredom and comfort eating. Once you understand
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A Cashier Noticed A TV Remote In A Womans Purse A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask. “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not always,
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Three Friends Have a Reunion This is GOLD Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.Sue arrives shortly afterwards, wearing a grey Chanel
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She Never Expected This Reply From Her Daughter Prepare To Smile. The Mommy Test I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?”
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The Man Who Loved Baked Beans This is Gold. Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that
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Woman Sells A Porsche For Next To Nothing You’re Going To Love Why! A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. “Where did you get that car?! He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents? “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,”
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The Most Wonderful Husband EVER. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench rings. A man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Of course everyone else in the room listens in. MAN: ‘Hello’ WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’
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Free to a Good Home Up For Adoption For The Best Reason. My girlfriend doesn’t like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance,
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3 Forgetful Sisters Over 90 Prove That Humour Never Ages. We all know that we are going to grow old. But they key to life is to never grow up. Keep your humour and always laugh. Laughter is said to be the best medicine. So be jolly. There is no point being miserable all your
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