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The Perfect Couple Joke

The Perfect Couple Joke

The Perfect Couple Joke Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the

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Funny One-Liners

Funny One-Liners

Funny One-Liners 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.  2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. 3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but then

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