Funny

Two Life Lessons Everyone Should Know About Lesson One: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow & asked him, “Can I also sit like you & do nothing all day long?”  The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below […]

An Old Lady Walks Into The Pharmacy And Asks For This … The Pharmacist Faints When He`Hears Her Request. Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Son Questions Mother About A Missing Item …Her Answer Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the

Mailman Retires After 35 Years …His Leaving Gift Left Him Speechless It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who

Hilarious Kid Come Backs. Proof Kids Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds Teacher: How old is your father?Kid: He is 6 years.Teacher: What? How is this possible?Kid: He became father only when I was born. _______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now

Three Sons Compete To Send The Perfect Present To Their Mom …What She Says After Will Leave You Speechless! Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said: “I built a big house

Optimist Vs Pessimist Joke – Proof Some People Can Only See The Negative No Matter What An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck

If You Are 40 Or Over This Is A Hilarious Must Read We came across this on the internet and think it’s absolutely brilliant. It sums up perfectly what it was like to be a child in the 1970s or before. We always say we never want to turn into our parents, but when you

Farmer & His Horse Offer Help To Man Stuck In A Ditch …What Happens Next Is Brilliant An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!”