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Husband Texts Wife And Gets No Reply …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Late one night, a husband sent a text to his wife, requesting her to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. Surprisingly, there was no reply. Unfazed, he sent another text, informing his wife about […]

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter. Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter. Johnny

The Hilarious Job Interview …Wait Till The End Picture this: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a job interview. The brunette strides in first, filled with confidence and determination. She nails the forms and questions like a pro. Just when the interviewer thinks she’s aced it, he throws a curveball: “How many

The Cow Math Puzzle Have you heard about the recent math puzzle involving a cow that’s been making waves on Twitter? This brain teaser has everyone debating the right solution. Let’s dive in and see if we can crack it together! Here’s how the puzzle goes: Finally, you sell the cow again for $1300, making

Daughter Shocked Father When She Said This …This Is Pure Gold My Daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,” my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. “Please

Elderly Women Has Her Purse Stolen …You Won’t Believe What She Says Next An elderly woman was walking her dog in the evening. A young man approached her, took her purse, and ran away. A couple across the street hurried over to check on her, stating that they had called the cops and they would

Dad Explains Why C*Nd*ms Come in Packs of 3 6 and 12 …Wait Till The End A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the c*Nd*m display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called c*Nd*ms, son.

Pastor Went To The Dentist …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A pastor went to the dentist to get false teeth. The first Sunday after he got them, he preached for just eight minutes. The next Sunday, he preached for ten minutes. But the Sunday after that, he kept preaching for almost three hours, until

Man Asked His Wife A Serious Question …You Won’t Believe The End A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”

Guy Takes His Girlfriend Home After A Date …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against