Biology Teacher Asked Her Class This …What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Johnny stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m […]
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A Couple Get Ready For Their 1st Night As Newlyweds …What Follows Next Is Priceless The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says,“My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. ”Oh, oh,
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Dr Grows Concerned When Elderly Man Comes For A Check Up …What Follows Next Is Priceless After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I
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Man Asks For Help Writing A Post Card To Family …What He Says Next Is Priceless A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for
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Woman Consoles Man On His Loss, But She Never Expected Him To Say This Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John’s wife sadly passed away the same day that Joe’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman
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Old Lady Writes A Thank You Letter …Wait Till The End *This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principal’s office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to
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Old Couple Sat Watching TV One Night …What Happens Next Is Priceless An old couple named Andy And Annie were watching one of those television Preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on
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Two Guys Are Driving Along In A Car …What Follows Next Is Priceless Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every night.” The passenger replies, “My wife is conservative, she likes it the
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A Group Of Animals Were Complaining About Their Lives … This Is Funny! God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and an ostrich. The elephant complained,“Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like
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Food Chain – Rude Joke A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, “If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it.” A bear was in the lake and thought, “If only that fly would drop six inches,
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