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A Boy Comes Back From School Disappointed …Wait Till The End A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His mother asked, “What was the question?” “Where’s Portugal.” “The idiot teacher, […]

The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone …This Is Brilliant The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.

Hilarious Conversation at the Bar …This Is Priceless A guy walks into a bar, orders twelve beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast? ”The guy says, “You’d be drinking fast too if you had what I had.” The bartender asks, “What do

Little Johnny’s Grammar Lesson …This Is Pure Gold One sunny afternoon, during a particularly lively grammar lesson, the teacher decided to engage her students with a challenge that would test their creativity and understanding of language. With an enthusiastic sparkle in her eye, she announced, “Today, we’re going to explore the word ‘beautiful,’ but I

Man And Wife Are At A Reunion …Wait Till The End A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” Yes,” sighs the

Three Married Men Go Fishing …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day, three married guys decided to go fishing together. They discussed what they had given up to get there as they tossed their lines into the ocean. ”You have no idea what I did this weekend to be able to go fishing

A Women Married And Had 13 Children ….Wait Till The End Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, d*ed of cancer. She remarried again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was k!lled in a car accident 12 years later. Jane again remarried, and this time, she and John

Mother Was Shocked After Little Girl Came Home From School And Said This …This Is Priceless A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,  “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do

A Man Goes Up To His Room After Work …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the

A Husband and Wife Have Four Sons …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his