Funny

A Man Lost His Dog In The Park …What Followed Is Brilliant There was a man who has two dogs, named ‘common-sense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park, and left ‘common-sense’ at home. While the man was so happy playing […]

Everyone Laughed When Two Tourists Did This In Church …This Is Brilliant Two tourist visiting France woke early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. “Well,” one says to the other, pointing to a nearby Cathedral, “Why don’t we attend Mass?” “Sure,” replies his friend “But we don’t know how

The Magic Desk ….This Is Priceless Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper. “$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!”

Little Boy Is Getting Ready For Bed …What He Says Next Is Brilliant A small boys is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You has your chance. Lights out!” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaaaad….” “WHAT?!” “I’m thirsty. Can I have

An Elderly Texan Went To The City To Get A New Outfit …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit.He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered,“Yes

An Old Man Decides To Start A Farm …Wait Till The End Working as an insurance adjuster all his life, an old man had always wanted to start a farm out in the country.He takes his retirement and moves out to the country, and immediately goes to a local market in order to purchase animals

Teacher Was Reading The Story Of The Three Little Pigs …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his

Bubba And His Pregnant Wife Live On A Farm …This Is Brilliant Bubba and his pregnant wife live on a farm way out in the country.There is no running water, no electricity, etc. It’s a very basic country lifestyle.One night, it’s time for Bubba’s wife to begin delivering their baby,so Bubba heads off into the

Old Lady Is Upset With Her Family’s Behaviour …What Her Friend Suggests Next Is Pure Gold Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I never hear from them… never receive a thank you message.”

Principle Calls In Little Johnny’s Father ….This Is Brilliant Little Johnny says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * 7?’ So I asked ‘what’s the