A Blond Bought A New Car …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return and called up her mother to […]
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Billy Bob Wanted To Sell His Old Truck …This Is Brilliant One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart. His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied Billy Bob, “I really need to sell
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An Old Farmer Was Farming …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old farmer was farming and minding his own business when he was stopped by a passer-by. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be
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Little Johnny And The Magician …This Is Brilliant Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said.” My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” His teacher was quite intrigued by this. Teacher: “So tell me Johnny what sort of acts do your
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An Old Man Was Standing Outside The Gates Of Heaven …Wait Till The End A gentleman is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand on the clouds. “Are you sure I can’t help you?” says Saint Peter. “No.
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Little Johnny Is Told That God Can Hear Him Swearing …His Response Is Priceless One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, “F*#! this,” “F*#! that.” The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, “You shouldn’t swear like that, Johnny God is all
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Young Couple Invited Their Aged Pastor To Dinner …This Is Brilliant A young couple invite their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?” “Yes,”
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Man Came Into The Office Late …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this time, Jones?” He asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.” Jones
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Old Man Is Fed Up Of Daughter Meddling In His Life …What He Decides To Do Next Is Priceless Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my “doing something
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A Husband Starts Massaging His Wife In Bed …Wait Till The End After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and
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