Funny

Old Lady Gets A Knock On The Door …What Follows Next Is Brilliant An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed man standing there who said, “Hello, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, do you have […]

Guy Gets Pulled Over By The Police …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull

Two Drinking Buddies Made A Night Of It …Wait Till The End Two drinking buddies made a night of it. As they closed the last bar in town, one admitted to the other: “God, I hate getting in at this hour. All I want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed,

Father Christmas Was Having A Bad Day …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold Mrs Claus was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much slower and were behind with the toy making. Two of the reindeer were pregnant, two more

A Drunk Man Sits By A Duck Pond …What Happens Next Is Brilliant The drunk man thinks to himself, “I’d like to have a duck for my dinner.” So the man grabs a massive stick, and plonks a baby duck that was sitting on the edge with it! He grabs up the little duckling and begins

Man Notices His Co-Worker Wearing an Earring One Day …The Reason Why Is Priceless A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks

A Priest Was Being Honoured At His Retirement Dinner …What He Says Next Shocks Everyone After 25 years in the parish a Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However he

The Thief And The Cowardly Carpenter ….This Is Brilliant Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.” The robber obliged.

The Miraculous Weight Machine That Tells Your Fortune …Wait Till The End A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune So, she thought to herself, “I’ll give it

Two Men Are Walking Along The Beach …What Happens Next Is Brilliant An Italian and a polish guy are walking down the beach wearing Speedo’s. While walking they get a lot of attention from women, but it seems that all the women are interested in the Italian guy! After the day was over the guys