Two Engineers Were Standing At The Base Of A Flagpole …What Happens Next Will Surprise You
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.
Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
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What do you call a bird that is afraid of heights? A chicken
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My girlfriend recently started categorising small animals by height and weight. I’ll have to end it with her… She’s always critter sizing.
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The average height of a dwarf is about 3 feet tall… That’s a little gnome fact
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