Three Little Pigs Went Out To Dinner One Night …Wait Till The End
Three Little Pigs went out for dinner one evening…
The waiter arrived to take their drink orders.
“I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I’ll get a Coke,” said the second.
“I want water—lots and lots of water,” said the third piggy.
The waiter delivered the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.
“A big, juicy steak,” said the first piggy.
“Just a salad for me,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water,” said the third once more.
After dinner, the waiter returned to take dessert orders.
“Banana split,” said the first.
“Root beer float,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” yelled the third.
The waiter, now intrigued, finally asked, “Sir, why are you drinking only water?”
The third piggy smiled and said…
“Well, somebody has to go ‘wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'”
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