Three Friends Decided To Take A Hunting Trip …What Happens Next Is Priceless
The first friend was a genius and succeeded at everything he tried. The second friend was an average Joe and got through life just fine. The third friend was just plain stupid.
On the first night of the hunting trip, the first friend says he’s going to go out and try to catch dinner. The two others agree and wait for their friend to return. About an hour later he does dragging a huge elk behind him.
The two friends are astounded at the elk he brought back.
“How’d you do it?” Friends two and three asked together.
The first friend smirks a little and says, “Followed the tracks, followed the tracks, and I found the elk.”
Friends two and three compliment the first friend, dress and cook the deer, and go to bed with full bellies.
The next evening the second friend says he’ll be going out to catch dinner. Friends one and three agree.
Four hours pass before the second friend returns with a decent size buck. Friends one and three are impressed by the deer.
“How’d you do it?” They ask him.
Friend two shrugs and simply says. “Followed the tracks, followed the tracks, found the deer.”
The friends go to bed with full bellies yet again.
The next evening the third friend declares he will go out on the hunt for food. Friends one and two agree on this, and friend three walks into the woods with his gun.
A whole night and day pass and the two friends are getting worried.
They’re just about to go and find a park ranger when they hear someone approaching from the woods. Out of the foliage limps the third friend. He looks like hell, scratches, and bruises litter his body. His nose looks broken, and his leg is bent awkwardly.
The first two friends are aghast at his state. They rush over to him and help him over to the fire.
“What happened to you?” They both ask.
The third friend sighs heavily and slumps as he sits down.
“I followed the tracks, I followed the tracks and I got hit by a freakin’ train!”
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