The Smile Test

The Smile Test

The Smile Test …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

A noted $eX therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has $eX.

To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile.

Using the size of the person’s smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

“Twice a day,” the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no.

“Once a day, then?” Again the answer is no.

“Twice a week?”


“Twice a month?”


The man finally says yes when the therapist gets to “once a year”.

The therapist is angry that his theory isn’t working, and asks the man,

“What the heck are you so happy about?”

The man answers, “Tonight’s the night!”

You’ve just read, The Smile Test. Why not read Kindergarten Students Were Busy Painting