Policeman Stops Little Kid On His Bike Joke

Policeman Stops Little Kid On His Bike Joke

Policeman Stops Little Kid On His Bike Joke ..This Is Gold

What sound does a police horse make …the police horse goes “Neigh-naw-neigh-naw-neigh-naw”.

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On Christmas morning a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.

The policeman says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

The kid says, “Yeah.”

The policeman says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.”

The policeman then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before the policeman rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”

Humouring the kid, the policeman says, “Yeah, he sure did.”

The kid says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

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