Italian Man Goes On Holiday To Toronto

Italian Man Goes On Holiday To Toronto

Italian Man Goes On Holiday To Toronto …What Happens Next Is Hilarious

One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.
I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tella the waiter I wanna two pissa toast. He bringa me only onea piss.
I tella him I wanna two piss–he say, “Go to the toilet.”
I say, “You no unnerstan’. I wanna two piss ona my plate.”
He say, “You better no piss ona da plate.”

Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant.
The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock.
I say, “I wanna fock.” She tella me everbody wanna fock.
I say, “You no unnerstan’. I wanna fock on the table.”
She say, “You better not fock on the table.”

So I go back to my hotel, an’ there’s no sheet on my bed.
I calla the manager an’ tell him I wanna sheet on the bed.
He say, “You better not sheet on the bed.”

I hada nuff, These people are stupid, I go back to Italy!

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