25 Confusing Nonsense Questions That Make You Think a Lot
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
2.If you’re trying to fail and you succeed, did you fail or did you succeed?
3.Why do people say that they ‘slept like a baby’ if they slept through the night when babies are known for not sleeping?
4.Why is the alphabetical order that way? Who said that that’s the order that it had to be?
5. Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8.Why is Goofy considered a person and Pluto considered a pet when they’re both dogs anyway?
9.Isn’t the word ‘queue’ just the letter Q followed by four silent letters?
10.If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
11.If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?
12.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
13.What do you call male ballerinas?
14.Can blind people see their dreams? Can a deaf person hear their own thoughts?
15.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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16.Which orange came first – the fruit or the color?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
18.If everyone says that life is unfair, doesn’t that mean that life is fair?
19.If you drop your soap on the floor, does the floor become clean or does the soap become dirty?
20. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your a**?
21.Why do they say that you have a cold when your temperature goes up?
22.Isn’t it that when you wait for the waiter to come back with your order, you become the waiter in the process?
23.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
24.Why do you give your two cents worth when it’s only a penny for your thoughts?
25. Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
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