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Woman Texts Her Husband To Buy Bread ….What He Says Next Is Brilliant A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: Who is Valerie? Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that […]

Man Is About To Leave His Cheating Wife …But He Never Expected His Mother-in-law To Say This The mother-in-law, comes to the home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. “What happened?” “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from

A Guy Gets Courage To Text The Girl He Likes …He Never Saw This Coming A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around night, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words… “Doreen, I love you, I wanna date

Fire Department Receive A Hysterical Call …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: “Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it’s going to kill me,

Frustrated Wife Tells Husband To Fix His Own Dinner …This Is Priceless This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting

Two Statues Are Brought To Life …Wait Till The End There are two statues in the park, 9 feet apart. A handsome young man and a beautiful young woman, staring at each other longingly, but helpless to move to fulfill their shared desire. One day a benevolent wizard is walking through the park and sees

Scouts Master Is Giving A Lesson On Survival …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Priceless A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?” he asked. Several hands went up, and

Woman Tests Her Husband At The Gates Of Heaven …This Is Brilliant A woman died and went to heaven… She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You just have to spell a word,” the angel replied. “That doesn’t sound bad,

School Gets A New Physical Education Teacher …Wait Till The End A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds. On her first day, she comes to watch the kids playing soccer. She watches as they all get together and starts playing. However, she quickly notices a boy at the end of

A Trucker Tries To Confuse The New Waitress …What She Says At The End Is Priceless A trucker pulled into his regular truck stop diner. Noticing there was a new blonde waitress, he thought he could confuse her with his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair