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Michael Was Thinking About How Amazing His Wife Was …Wait Till The End Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God:“Why did you make her so kind-hearted?” The Lord responded:“So you could love her my son” Next question:“Why did you […]

She Wanted To Serve Her Guests Mushrooms …What Happens Next Will Leave You In Shock She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?” “No,

Preacher Tries To Baptize Drunk By The River …But What Man Says Next Leaves Him Speechless A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by

Young Boy Throws Temper Tantrum On Flight ….What Follows Next Is Priceless As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy

Dating Dinosaur Bones …What Museum Worker Says Next Is Priceless Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marvelling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?” The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months old.” “That’s

Judge Gives Jury An Important Lesson In Truth …Wait Till The End A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. “For example.” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that

Little Johnny Asks Grandpa An Awkward Question …The Reality Is Pure Gold Little Johnny was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on

Senior Says She No Longer Needs Drivers License …The Reason Why Is Hilarious My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and

Man Asked Wife Simple Question …He Never Expected This Response A man asked his fiancé, “how many guys have you slept with?”. The woman looked away to ponder for a few seconds… …and then she looked back at him with a smile. “Oh honey. You’re the only man I ever slept with.” She replied. “Really?”

Woman Stung By A Bee While Playing Golf …Wait Till The End A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw